Announcing the most ambitious attempt at marketing ever conceived. We are actually offering movie merchandise before the movie is even finished!!! That's right! No where else will you find such a collection of non-relevant products. High-quality, yet non-relevant products...okay so they are relevant if you were in the film...or worked on the film...and they will become relevant once the film is edited and released...but that shouldn't stop you from being the first to own some of these fabulous products. Look at Jon Ashley Hall here...he is wearing an ACME Bowling shirt and he is super happy. We have tons of products to choose from and they can all be yours at the click of a button and the clickity clack of a keyboard as you enter in your credit card information.
George Lucas had the right idea...and I want nothing more then to exploit my actors likenesses for cash and fame! Please help me become just like George Lucas...old and rich! Check out the store.
Here is the link http://www.cafepress.com/crackinthecode. Happy Shopping.
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